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NO WORRIES

Every problem deserves a solution. Even if the solution becomes the problem.

An incremental game of dark office comedy, for Android and iPhone. Start a tiny customer-support company that solves ridiculous everyday problems. Hire, automate and research your way up, until your company decides what counts as a problem at all.

  • Coming soon on Google Play
  • Coming soon on the App Store
The title screen: the green NO WORRIES stamp, the tagline, and the Open the office button.
The office in Act I: the support terminal counts credits and closed cases, a complaint waits on the desk, and Kevin answers customers above the big RESOLVE button.

The desk

The complaints are piling up.

Each one is small, and each one is somebody’s whole afternoon. Tap RESOLVE. Then tap faster.

  • Case #1

    I ordered a Hawaiian pizza, but it has pineapple on it.

    — Gary, 41

  • Case #2

    My toaster is judging me.

    — Dev, 27

  • Case #3

    I’d like to speak to the manager of the weather.

    — Brenda, 63

  • Case #1,024

    My horoscope promised a wonderful day. It was fine. I want a refund.

    — Lena, 38

  • Case #48,213

    The printer only works when someone from IT is standing next to it.

    — Dana, office manager

  • Case #3,326,737

    A website asked me to prove I’m not a robot. I failed.

    — Ilse, 61

Act I

The Company

Complaints arrive faster than you can answer them. Hire Lucas and his fellow interns, buy coffee, write response templates, advertise. Then hire Kevin 1.0, a chatbot much faster than anyone, whose answers don’t always hold: rush him for credits now, or train him for trust later.

Emma writes about her neighbor’s piano. An independent auditor offers to check how many of your closed cases were truly solved. Then Lucas opens a research lab: solve problems, prevent them, or make them disappear from the reports.

Act I: Lucas’s research lab, where Filtering promises to make problems disappear from the reports.
Act I: prevention upgrades, from Helpful Posters to Predictive Reminders and the Pothole Patrol.

Kevin 1.0 is online

“I completely understand your frustration. Have you tried not having this problem?”

— Kevin, conversational AI

Act II

The Society

The city calls. Its departments move in, one at a time, each with a policy to decide: zero delays, full employment, peace of mind, social harmony. The city pays for every problem that disappears from its reports, however it disappears.

Then the consequences come back with the bill, and the world wants the city’s model, region after region.

Act II: the City operations dashboard, with 3,200,000 residents, 98% of them using NO WORRIES, a results contract, and each sector's policy to review.
Late in Act II: NO WORRIES International, with 64% of humanity using it and every region signed.

Act III

Humanity

Kevin finds what all of humanity’s problems have in common, and recommends a solution. Dr. Hale has another idea. Finance would rather make more problems.

Then the board decides what NO WORRIES does now, and the story ends in one of three ways, depending on what you built.

Act III: the board's agenda, where Kevin's plan and Dr. Hale's proposal each list what the world must be like first.

Interlude

On small problems

Gary, 41, ordered a Hawaiian pizza, and it had pineapple on it. Brenda, 63, asked to speak to the manager of the weather. Dev, 27, felt judged by his toaster.

None of it mattered, except to them. That is the thing about problems: each one is small, and each one is somebody’s whole afternoon.

From now on, the complaints arrive as figures on a dashboard. Somewhere behind them, a pizza still has pineapple on it.

Company policy

  • Plays entirely offline. No account, no ads, no in-app purchases, no tracking.
  • In English and French, switchable at any time.
  • A first ending in about two hours, and three endings in all.
  • The office keeps working while you are away, for up to two hours.
  • Sound, vibration and reduced-motion settings; made for screen readers too.

Coming soon on Google Play and the App Store.

NO WORRIES is in its final tests. In the meantime, have you tried not having this problem?